Kick the Cat

Written by Nick Plumlee

I banged my girl on the floor last night
Her husband called before she came
She threw my ass out in the snow
Then he thanked me the next day
Maybe it's time to swear off chicks
Then they'll quit fucking with my head
Sometimes it pays to kick the cat
I flip for tail but it comes up head

Kick the cat
I've just gotta kick the cat
Kick the cat Kick the cat
Baby, I just kicked the cat

Felis Domesticus does not mean "grope the maid"

The girls I want I cannot have
That's not enough to fry my brain
The girls I have I cannot want
No fucking wonder I'm insane
I found a girl that likes to bite
And I know she tastes good too
But she won't talk to me tonight
So how about a taste of you?

Kick the cat Kick the cat
I've just gotta kick the cat
Kiss the cat Kiss the cat
God I wanna kiss the cat

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